February 2012
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When i’m telling people that i don’t have TV at home they all like - “Are you homeless, retarded, or both?”
oh my, shut up.
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
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I have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and I just love you from a distance jkdhgd
Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: Stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Murderer: ok
January 2012
